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TEXAS AUTO PLANTATION
Welcome to the best doggone dealership never made! The Texas Auto Plantation! Unfortunately, we aren't a real dealership, but we do have the best "inventory" of real American cars you've ever laid eyes on! Here at the Texas Auto Plantation, you'll find some of the greatest cars of all time. And some of the biggest. These fine automobiles are big enough for Texas! We just don't put up with anything less. Have a look around. Here you can look, feel, taste, touch, smell, do anything you want, take all the time you want!
Now, then, let our Sales Manager escort you to our showroom!
The Main Showroom
The Edsel Showroom
Logos from our Showrooms
"That'll have to do you for now. Check back in soon. I just got some new trade-ins today, and they should be ready to put out on the showroom floor any time now. Y'all take care!"
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